I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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