Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
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i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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