FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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