3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
I'm drive I can fine osifer
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
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come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
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It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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