...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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