I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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