I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
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The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
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For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize