I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
The air taste purple.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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