bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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