she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
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It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
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I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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