You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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