Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
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she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
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Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses