This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Randomize
