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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window

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• (727): View more from Florida

  it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...

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  I didn't know

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.

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  I told you to check, dude

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  Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.

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• (424): View more from California

  Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird

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• (561): View more from Florida

  The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.

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