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• (309): View more from Illinois

  $35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.

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• (650): View more from California

  I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.

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• (858): View more from California

  Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again

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  Dibsssss

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob

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• (941): View more from Florida

  I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians

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• (516): View more from New York

  If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.

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