We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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