At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
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I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
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to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Randomize