I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
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So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
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There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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