it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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