you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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