you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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