She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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