i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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