I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Randomize
