that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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