can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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