my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
i came on her dog
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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