normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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