But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
