About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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