Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
We just shotgunned beers for America
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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