I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
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Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
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Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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