Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
Randomize
