talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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