Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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