Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
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Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
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I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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