so that wasnt chicken after all
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
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