dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I just gift wrapped bread.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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