if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
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If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
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Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
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