we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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