Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I am midnight drunk by noon
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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