The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
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Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
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Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
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