I need help removing her.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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