Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
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why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
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When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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