Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
