it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.