I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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