ADVERTISEMENT

• (651): View more from Minnesota

  theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it

  (651): View more from Minnesota

  nevermind its newpaper

  Fav 29 5819 1272

  share tweet
  

• (209): View more from California

  ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?

  Fav 50 1756 5003

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (973): View more from New Jersey

  I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.

  Fav 13 4562 1152

  share tweet
  

• (269): View more from Michigan

  i think the cat found all the blow we lost...

  Fav 31 1751 5915

  share tweet
  
• 

  If You’re Hot, It’s Easier For You To Do These 27 Things

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (248): View more from Michigan

  Either way I should probably pregame on the plane

  Fav 10 5421 932

  share tweet
  

• (303): View more from Colorado

  She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.

  Fav 82 9767 1599

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.

  Fav 7 2538 1036

  share tweet
  

• (519): View more from Ontario

  That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded

  Fav 3 2132 736

  share tweet
  

• (850): View more from Florida

  I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.

  Fav 10 1274 1799

  share tweet
  
• 

  23 Struggles Kids These Days Will Never Know

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (503): View more from Oregon

  It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night

  Fav 12 785 3460

  share tweet
  

• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour

  Fav 13 2750 798

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (435): View more from Utah

  Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids

  Fav 13 1487 780

  share tweet
  

• (204): View more from Manitoba

  i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks

  Fav 2 912 726

  share tweet
  

• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers

  Fav 4 908 563

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped

  Fav 1 64 12

  share tweet
  

Randomize