They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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