I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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