Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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