I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I forgot how hot balto sounded
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
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She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
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before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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