you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
