nut hugger
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
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It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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