guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
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While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
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I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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