we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
You need a sexual gate keeper
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
The ass gains better be worth it
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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